A: Look, this society is developing, we say cross talk should also develop?
B: Which aspect are you referring to?
A: Nowadays, crosstalk audiences are becoming more and more educated. We crosstalkers have to study hard. Without education, it is difficult to do crosstalk.
B: You are right.
A: Recently, I have been studying 300 Tang poems. Tang poetry is an important part of our culture. Now I will perform 300 Tang poems for you.
B: Memorizing three hundred Tang poems is not easy.
A: The performance has begun. How are you, my friends in front of you? My friends in the middle, how are you? Friends in the back, how are you? (To imitate a singer’s concert, you can use Andy Lau’s voice and exaggerated expressions and movements)
B: How is this the same as a singer’s concert?
A: The performance is over.
B: What about Tang poetry? Let me memorize it.
A: I am not reciting Tang poetry, I am performing a person named Tang poetry, waving my hands three times, waving my hands three times.
B: I can also wave my hands three times. I can also wave my hands six times, and I have nine hundred poems.
A: I was just joking. I have really studied Tang poetry. For example, I have recently been studying an area that has not been studied by others. In the past, so many critics, including Wang Guowei and various university professors, had never studied it. (Make a mysterious gesture)
B: Oh, please explain it carefully to everyone.
A: Li Bai was about to go on a boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. What song was sung?
B: This is your research, I really don’t know.
A: The loneliest thing is when you want to stay but can’t. Before I finished speaking about tenderness, only Brother Li was left (singing proudly)
B: The ancients called Brother Li, not Brother Li. Aren't you just fooling around?
A: It’s not the song just now, it must be this song. Looking back again, clouds blocked the way back, and looking back again was covered with thorns.
B: Why?
A: The original poem should be, Li Bai was riding a boat with Jiang Yuheng, and suddenly he heard the sound of people singing on the shore. Jiang Yuxing is wrong. Jiang Yuxing is Jiang Yuheng's younger brother. As far as I know, he can't sing at all. It's a rumor that he can sing. Everyone.
B: You are using such strong words to make sense.
A: Not only did I study this, I also studied Li Bai’s poems praising love, telling people to be single-minded and not to look for mistresses.
B: Li Bai, a great romantic and elegant poet, has he ever written about love?
A: Of course, love is always the eternal theme of poets. Li Bai is no exception. There is such a poem, which is included in primary school texts. There was bright moonlight in front of the bed, and I suspected it was frost on the ground. I looked up at the bright moon and lowered my head to think about my hometown. It's about the bright moon in front of the bed that has stripped off all her skin, and her skin is as white as frost and snow. The poet looked up at the bright moon, then lowered his head and thought of his wife far away in his hometown. I can't betray my lover.
B: Mingyue is a girl?
A: Of course, there is poetry to prove it. There is a bright moon on the sea, and the end of the world is at this moment. Zhang Jiuling, the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, could he lie?
B: You can’t lie to me. Zhang Jiuling’s poem is ten years earlier than Li Bai’s. The moon has not yet been born. How did Li Bai know the moon?
A: I’m confused, we won’t talk about this. Let’s talk about it: the ancients will never be seen before, and the newcomers will never be seen after. Thinking about the long journey of heaven and earth, I shed tears with sadness. Do you know why the poet cried?
B: This poet...
A: (Quickly grabbing the words) The author thought that he had not seen the ancients before singing, and has not seen the ones since. He is the best in ancient and modern times, but he did not expect to hear I heard Ye Qianwen's: "The world is long and the passers-by are in a hurry (sing it out)". She felt that I was inferior to her and cried.
B: It’s completely nonsense.
A: I found that ancient poets also liked to flatter others?
B: It is inevitable. With too many people, it is inevitable that some individuals will not be so good in terms of their behavior. Cai Jing and Qin Hui are also calligraphers.
A: King Luo Bin, the poems he wrote are about goose and goose, singing to the sky, white hair floating on the green water, and anthurium stirring the green waves. It's just a vernacular, goose and goose, bending their necks and singing, their white feathers are floating on the green water, and their red goose paws are making blue ripples. There is green water in front, but why does it turn into green waves behind?
B: Green and cyan are almost the same. According to the principle of the three primary colors, cyan is composed of green and blue. Doesn’t it mean that cyan comes from blue and cyan is superior to blue?
A: According to what you said, that’s not right. The ancients didn’t pay much attention to scientific knowledge. It should be that green comes from blue and green, blue comes from green and green comes from blue.
B: Let’s go back to Tang poetry. Why is King Luo Bin flattering?
A: Isn’t it obvious? Goose goose, such vernacular poems are all said to be good, not because he is a prince.
B: He comes from a poor family, he is not a prince.
A: King Luo Bin, King Luo Bin, isn’t he a prince?
B: My surname is Luo and my first name is King Bin.
A: I didn’t expect that the Tang Dynasty had such loose control. You can call it Wangdu.
B: Now the person in charge can be called Tianyi.
A: Didn’t that one go in?
B: I went in not because of the name, but because... Hey, why am I telling you this. Tang poetry, what other research do you have?
A: There is more. Two orioles sang in the green willows, and a row of egrets climbed into the sky. The window contains the snow of Qianqiu in the Xiling Mountains, and the door is docked with ships thousands of miles away from Dongwu. There are many loopholes in this poem by the poet sage Du Fu. Attention, everyone,
B: Did you find any loopholes in the poet's poem?
A: That’s okay. No matter how great a poet is, he was also a figure from thousands of years ago. After all, due to the limitations of history, his thinking is not so broad, and his view of things is not so scientific. First of all, pay attention to the location, Chengdu Du Fu Thatched Cottage, Qianqiu Snow. It doesn’t snow in Chengdu in winter, where does Qianqiu Snow come from?
B: Who said it won’t snow in Chengdu?
A: The four seasons are like spring, the four seasons are like spring, is that what you say?
B: That’s Kunming.
A: Forget this one, let’s see how you refute the next one? (He takes off his pants, looking like a villain) Do you like egrets in rankings? The ones in the rankings are wild geese. Either Du Fu got the wrong bird, or he used the wrong word.
B: How do you think we should change it?
A: Two orioles sing in the green willows, and a line of wild geese climb into the sky.
B: After talking for a long time, can you compose poetry?
A: Of course, but times have developed, and modern people should write modern poetry. Let’s first listen to whether the title of this poem is awesome or high-end. The title is so grand and upscale.
B: Listen carefully, everyone. What is your topic?
A: No title
B: Let me go, this name is pretty cool. Li Shangyin once wrote, the most famous of which is: Spring silkworms will not run out of silk until they die, wax torches will not dry until they turn to ashes. Memorize your poem again.
A: The big tree said that the blue sky is my protective umbrella, the flowers said that the autumn wind is my gardener, the stream said that the sea is my urinal, and I said that the house in the Second Ring Road was bought by me.
B: You have no title. Let me give you a name.
A: What’s your name?
B: We bragd together in those years.