Ancient poems with humor

Original poem "The Fortune Teller's Ode to the Leftover Woman"

Wind and rain send spring back

Time makes people grow old

It is the time of the Monkey King< /p>

You still call yourself pretty

You don’t live up to your expectations when it comes to pretty

You can only squeal

Wait until the mountain flowers bloom

She thought the flowers were not good

Li Bai

Li Bai was about to leave in a boat

When he suddenly heard a cry for help from the water

Peach Blossom Pond The water was a thousand feet deep.

When he picked it up, he saw that it was Wang Lun. .

Du Mu in the Qingming Dynasty

It rains heavily during the Qingming Festival

A lonely man wants to die

Where is the beautiful woman?

< p>The shepherd boy points to Sanlitun in the distance

Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty

I like it very much in the dormitory of Chao Ci

The netizen suddenly returned after meeting him

His face was full of sadness and he couldn't cry Stay

I have just reached the gate of hell

Tang Du Mu on the mountain trip

The stone path up the Xiangshan Mountain is sloping

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

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I thought a prince would meet a princess

It was actually a dinosaur meeting a frog

The Book of Songs. Jian Jia

Jian Jia is pale and white dew is frost

< p>The so-called beauty is on the other side of the net

When you meet her out of excitement, your face is fat and long

When you meet her out of excitement, your waist is like a big water tank. . .

Du Mu in the Spring Tang Dynasty in Jiangnan

The vast network is green and red

Chatting and meeting each other makes my heart empty

Meet four hundred and eighty times

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How many dinosaurs are there

Send Yuan Er envoy Anxi Tang Wangwei

Early morning in Chaoyu in Beili

Full of disappointment and heartbreaking

I advise you not to look for netizens again

Become a monk and go to Shaolin tomorrow