I want a funny version of the lyrics of Shanghai Beach.

One day I took a bath.

They watched all this secretly.

You still have to laugh after reading it.

Laughter is my bird.

Don't laugh, guys. Don't make trouble.

Dude, you're not much better than me.

Time first, then skills.

Maybe learning from each other is too important,

Dear friends, sisters and compatriots.

How about some applause?

Some things don't look at appearances.

Don't laugh at my bird.

I have a crush on a woman.

When my bullet is loaded, I will shoot.

Who thinks she is a policeman?

Arrest me and say I sexually harassed her.

I went out in a bad mood.

I always want to find this policeman to calm down.

Met a street woman,

Throw yourself into my arms regardless of danger.

I asked her how much it was.

She said she wanted to sleep with me for free.

My peach blossom luck is back.

I must kill her this time.

I didn't expect to lose again.

So this woman is a shemale.

I found it in the post bar. I was the first. If it is right, you must give it to me! !