2. Be your lifelong Party B.
3, life is difficult, just want to be coaxed.
I know why I can't lose weight all the time, because there is a you in my body.
It's not poverty that inhibits my imagination, it's your temperament that doesn't match.
6. Books are the ladder of human progress, and the ladder is tiring. Can I choose the elevator of human progress-e-book?
7. I hope you don't feel useless. At least you can annoy others.
8. You broke the rules!
I just sprained my ankle and sat on the side of the road for a while. Someone threw me fifty dollars.
10, if one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent.
1 1, I ate the face value I shouldn't have eaten at my age.
12, hard life needs no explanation.
13, in fact, I was born a quasi-schoolmaster, but the teacher is not cute or beautiful, so I have no motivation.
14, there is no time to think. If you have time, I think.
15, according to statistics, poor study is the most used reason for breaking up.
16, a friend went to the supermarket to buy fruit, everyone bought one, and he still remembered the expression of the price clerk! ! ~
17, generally good-looking people will be inexplicably attached with many advantages, such as intelligence, kindness and cuteness, while people who can kowtow are one word and practical.
18, men in bars are all looking for excitement, and women are mostly stimulated.
19, the beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.
2 1, how bold people are and how late homework is delayed.
22. Laugh to death: The night will not treat people who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.
23. The page flashlight illuminates your ugliness.
24. I heard that I have zero IQ in front of the person I love. I won't fall in love with my math teacher, will I? Can't!
25. Love is like two people pulling a monkey's rubber band. The injured person is always the one who gives up.
26. Long time no see, I am as fat as two people.
27. The classmate's computer will automatically turn on every morning. As a result, his old man took a symbol and posted it on the computer.
28. From September 9th, the north wind roared and the chill was pressing. This is another extremely cold winter.
29. I don't even want a basin for spilled water.
Xiao Ming, a vegetable, was overjoyed at the joke.
3 1, in the busy street, there is always a broken car with a broken shoe sitting in it.
32. I am at one end of the mainland.
33. Actually, I like math very much. It has no circuitous language, no English grammar, no historical and political complexity and information. Just can't do it, can't do it, can't do it.
I won't frown at anyone he desperately loves.
35. I finally know why I licked Oreos first, because then no one would rob you.
36. If someone asks you who your partner is, you can say it's my pot.
37, learn to be strong, in fact, a person can live very well, laugh at yourself, cry yourself.
38. You proved that you betrayed me with your actions.
Seeing couples holding hands at the school gate that day, I couldn't help thinking of myself in junior high school. At that time, I also watched others holding hands.