1. The story of Li Qingzhao and his wife "gambling on books and splashing tea". Li Qingzhao and Zhao Mingcheng bet on an interesting life of books and tea splashing. After dinner, two people casually find a book, turn a page and ask each other what book someone is, what sentence, or even what page number it is. The loser pours the tea directly on his chest, and the tea is fragrant with intimacy, elegant but not vulgar.
(Li Qingzhao once recalled gambling with her husband when she lived in the village after marriage in the article Preface to the Story of the Stone. The article said: "I remember that every time after dinner, I would sit in class and make tea, referring to the accumulation of book history, saying that a thing is in a book, a roll of books, which page and which line, whether it is in the middle, whether it is winning or not, it is all tea. In the middle, I raised my cup and laughed until the tea fell over in my arms, but I couldn't drink it. I am willing to be homesick forever! " )?
Nalan Rong Ruo once used this code in the word "Huanxisha", reading that the west wind is cool, the yellow leaves are rustling, the windows are closed, and the sunset is nostalgic. It was unusual at that time to get drunk in spring and gamble on books and pour tea. Note: Her husband is a stele writer.
2. Ji Xiaolan's birthday story: Emperor Qing Qianlong celebrated his mother's birthday in Wang Hanlin, and invited Ji Xiaolan to celebrate his birthday impromptu. Ji Xiaolan did not refuse, but blurted out in front of a room full of guests: "This woman is not human." Wang Hanlin was very embarrassed when the old lady heard her face change. Ji Xiaolan unhurriedly read the second sentence: "The fairy came down to earth in nine days." Suddenly the audience became active and praised, and the old lady turned anger into joy.
Ji Xiaolan then read the third sentence: "Give birth to a son to be a thief." All the guests became speechless and joy turned into embarrassment. Ji Xiaolan shouted the fourth sentence: "I stole Xiantao for my mother." Everyone cheered at once.
3. Zhang Xian (990-1078, Ye Zi), a famous poet in the Northern Song Dynasty, married 18' s concubine at the age of 80. At that time, Su Shi, who often recited poems with Zhang Xian, visited him with many friends and asked the old gentleman what he thought of his beauty. Zhang Xian then casually read: "I am 80 years old and 18 years old. Your beauty is my white hair. The same age as Qing, only separated by a flower. " Su Dongpo, who is humorous, immediately sang a song: "Eighteen brides and eighty lang, with gray hair and red makeup. Two nights in the quilt, a pear tree pressed Haitang. "
4. An old man who has few wives is sure to lead a disharmonious life. An old prime minister in his seventies married a young woman in her twenties. Life is hard to satisfy her young wife. She couldn't bear loneliness and secretly hooked up with extremely young people. One Mid-Autumn Festival night, the old prime minister went home and heard the voices of men and women teasing in the room. He hid under the window and listened. "Look at you like dough!" "Look at you like a pink ball." "Your Old Master Q?" "Like a burnt old dried onion!"
The more the Prime Minister listened, the angrier he became. He put up with it and went to sleep in another room. The next day, the prime minister placed moon cakes and fruits, called the little lady and the bookish people and asked them to recite poems against them. First, the Prime Minister chanted, "August 15th is due east. Suddenly, I heard laughter coming from the room. The dough is mixed with flour balls, and the old onions are bright. "
On hearing that the Prime Minister knew, my little lady was not afraid, so she simply got the song right: "On August 15th, I was in the west, and I divorced my teenage wife. Although you live together, death is someone else's. " When the story was revealed, he was extremely anxious. He quickly apologized to his master and recited a poem: "August 15th is full, so the Prime Minister can punt in his stomach. Adults don't blame villains, and they won't do it again. "
Chen Jichang, a scholar in Song Dynasty, was a little afraid of his wife. Su Dongpo, a good friend, wrote an interesting poem in order to laugh at Mr. hen-pecked husband who called himself "Longqiu layman": Longqiu layman is also poor, and empty talk will lead to sleepless nights. Suddenly, I heard the roar of a lion in Hedong, and my walking stick fell into my palm.
In the poem, humor and exaggeration are used to describe Chen Jichang's fear of his wife, which is endless. It is also the first time to call a tough wife "Hedong Lion". Since then, "Hedong Lion" has become synonymous with "evil woman".