1. Poems about social satire
2. Poems about satire and deception
Poems about social satire 1. Classic sentences that satirize society
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1. Red beans don’t grow in the South, but grow on my face. I really think about it! 2. I dreamed of eating pasta and woke up in the morning to find that my shoelaces were gone! 4. When you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.
5. I can’t bear to eat porridge every day. I went to the vegetable market yesterday and walked around. I think I’d better continue eating porridge. 6. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.
7. Although the green mountains are left, there is still no firewood. 8. Pure, fictitious, chaotic, beautiful.
9. Happiness means scratching an itch when you feel itchy. Unlucky means being itchy but not being able to scratch it. What’s even more unfortunate is that for a long time, neither the soul nor the body can feel the itch that’s about to itch. 10. Although I cannot be the descendant of a rich man, I must be the ancestor of a rich man.
11. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still torture my mind and strain my muscles and bones. 12. Who holds my hand and restrains my madness for half my life; who kisses my eyes and covers my wandering for half my life.
13. I searched for her thousands of times, but when I looked back, I saw that person was still dismissive of me. 14. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is easier to get along with.
15. What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters. 16. Could it be that you are the dung ball rolled by the cockroach Xiaoqiang who was crushed by the little novice monk Wangcai and his imbecile pet dog Wangcai, who was adopted by the mentally retarded master of the Shaolin Temple who was unparalleled in the world in swordsmanship and martial arts at Mount Huashan? 17. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.
18. Advertisements on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisements on taxis: Traffic jam? Take the subway! 19. I received a text message on my mobile phone: There was a monkey in the zoo that was so ugly that everyone vomited. One day I went there and I vomited. One day you went there and the monkey vomited. 20. They say money is a sin, but they are all trying to get it; they say that beauty is a disaster, but they all want it; they say that high places are too cold, and they are all trying to climb; they say that smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, but they don't quit; they say that heaven is the most beautiful, but they don't go to it! 21. Strongly protest against the insertion of TV series during commercial breaks! 22. Thank you, thank you uncle, thank you to your whole family, thank you to the eighteen generations of our ancestors.
(Have you ever seen someone thank someone like this?) 23. Although the famous flower has its owner, I will loosen the soil! 24. Sorry! I'm already dead! But thanks for coming to see me! I will also visit you at 12 o'clock tonight! 25. I drank to drown the pain, but this damn pain learned to swim. 26. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
27. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to be lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to stay young forever? ----Stop thinking blindly and study hard! 28. A fool stole a beggar's wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute roared, which frightened the deaf man. The hunchback stepped forward, and the lame man kicked up. The wanted criminal wanted to take him to the police station. Mazi said, look. Forget about my face. 29. Loneliness is the carnival of one person, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people. 30. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
31. Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary. 32. Lovers are the road, friends are trees. There is only one road in life, and there are many trees on the road. Don’t get lost when you are rich, lean on the tree when you are short of money, don’t forget the road when you are happy, water the tree when you are resting.
33. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless. 34. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me? ! 35. I’m not a fortune teller on the bridge, and I can’t tell you as many things as you want to hear.
36. When life maliciously turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated gangster. 37. My principle is: I won’t offend anyone unless they offend me; if someone offends me, I will get angry! 38. I gradually discovered that talents are fairies! Some goblins eat humans, but humans will eat anything. If you catch a goblin, you might be able to barbecue it! 39. Time is too thin and the gaps between fingers are too wide.
40. In fact, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to pretend to be the same and round. There is a threshold. Once you are done pretending, step forward and become the legendary temperament person. , it was not installed properly, so it was stuck there. It's Carmen.
41. Geography teacher: What would happen to our world if the earth stopped rotating? Student B: Even if the earth stops spinning, we will still continue to revolve around the Party Central Committee with Chairman Hu at the center. 42. Little girls all want to find a white horse in their dreams, but when they open their eyes, they find that the whole world is filled with gray. In autumn, the donkey was so distraught that he could only choose a strong donkey from the herd. Such a donkey was named: an affordable man. 43. I once looked up at the stars with my friends, and we burst into tears. He was because of a broken love, and I was because of a sprained neck.
44. I want to cry, I want to make trouble, stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope in my hand to hang myself.
No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love and the world is filled with love.
45. Love is a luxury product. Just like the fox fur coat in the Paris window, it is so dazzling and charming, but the price tag on it will make people sober.
Love is also a luxury product, you can only look at it from a distance, don’t imagine or touch it because it requires the right time, the right person meeting at the right place, both are indispensable. 46. ??I am a passerby that you turn around and forget, why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting time? 47. Although I am not very handsome, when I was young, some people praised me for having an idol on the left side of my nostril.
48. Bus jogging is a comprehensive sport that includes Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects. 49. Spring is the season when colds and emotions are most common.
Some people accidentally catch a cold, and some people accidentally fall in love. I belong to the former. 50. I was also an infatuated person, but it rained... and I drowned.
51. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood. 52. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.
53. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten! 55. Money can buy a house but not a home, it can buy a marriage but not love, it can buy a clock but not time. Money is not everything, but the source of pain. Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone! 56. Boys must be poor, otherwise they will not know how to struggle; girls must be rich, otherwise they will coax them away with a piece of cake.
57. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even. 58. When I give birth to a son in the future, I want to name him "Hao Shuai". Then when others see me, they will say: "So handsome."
2. What are some poems about "irony"
< p> 1. "Nanxiangzi·Dengjingkou Beigu Pavilion"Song Dynasty: Xin Qiji
Where can I see the beautiful scenery of Beigu Tower? The endless flow of the Yangtze River
The battle in the southeast is not over yet. Who is the hero of the world?
2. "Yong." Yule · Nostalgic for the Past at the Guting in the North of Jingkou"
Song Dynasty: Xin Qiji
Throughout the ages, heroes have never been found. Sun Zhong is looking for a place to dance on the pavilion and sing the stage, and the wind is always blown away by the rain. The setting sun is full of grass and trees, and the humane slaves once lived. Years later, I still remember the beacon fire on Yangzhou Road. Looking back, there is a sacred crow drum under the Buddha Temple. Who can ask, can Lian Po still eat?
3. "Cold Food"
Tang Dynasty: Han Hong
Flowers are flying everywhere in the Spring City, and the east wind blows and the willows slant in the cold food.
At dusk, candles are passed from the Han Palace, and the light smoke disperses into the sky. Hou Family.
4. "Inscribed on Lin'an Residence"
Song Dynasty: Lin Sheng
When does the singing and dancing in the West Lake close outside the mountains? >
The warm wind makes tourists drunk, and they call Hangzhou Bianzhou
5. "Gift to the Flower Queen"
Tang Dynasty: Du Fu
The silk pipes in Jincheng are rising one after another, half into the river wind and half into the clouds.
This song can only be heard in the sky, and can be heard several times in the world.
3. Sentences about irony.
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Sentences about sarcasm
1. After all, this is not a society where people love bitches, so you’d better restrain yourself.
2. Please respect yourself. That's right.
3. Do you think everyone believes you? It's just superficial. We all know your hypocrisy, hypocrisy, and sourness.
4. If you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You have to realize that there is only one earth in the universe, which may make you feel arrogant.
5. You are very patriotic, dedicated and strong-willed. You will never speak ill of others behind their backs or frame others. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have noble moral character and you will never beat others up. , you are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive me for what I said just now.
Verses about irony and deception 1. What are the famous classical Chinese verses about putting an end to deception
Everyone is true. If there is no truth, the country will not be peaceful. True talent and practical learning are the foundation of a career. True knowledge comes from practice. True gold is not afraid of fire, and it will never change. real.
Truth must be upright, upright and bright. Like the sun and the sky, like the rivers flowing over the earth. We are born as human beings, upright, solemn and respectful; tracing back to our origins, human nature is pure, seeking beauty and truth. Truth alone is simple and noble, and upright; quietness and self-cultivation, simplicity cultivate true virtue. If your body is upright and virtuous, you can look up to the high mountains and walk with the scenery.
True sincerity. A tree with roots will be prosperous, and a person who keeps truth will be sincere. In interpersonal relationships, one should treat each other with sincerity, like a sword hanging on a mausoleum; those who seek education should be sincere and sincere, like Cheng Men standing in the snow. An honest and simple person is virtuous and forgiving; sincere words are refreshing. If you are happy and sincerely convinced. The proverb goes: Where sincerity reaches, gold and stone will be opened. It's true what you say.
Zhenbiren. China is a land of etiquette and music, a country of benevolence and righteousness. The country is respected by courtesy, and people are valued by benevolence. Respect courtesy and benevolence to prosper the country. A person of benevolence and righteousness is unyielding and sacrifices his life for righteousness, so the benevolent person is invincible; a person who respects etiquette is calm and open-minded, bends and stretches with restraint, so the person of etiquette has etiquette.
You must believe it. Faith is like a rock, and words are spoken like nine cauldrons. People who do not have faith do not know what is possible. A deceitful and dishonest person will eventually betray his relatives and alienate his relatives even if he swears by them; an honest and trustworthy king, although unknown, can live in harmony with his neighbors and friends. If a man of good faith and good faith is faithful to his words and his deeds must bear fruit, then the country will prosper!
As time goes by, the Spring and Autumn Dynasties are in order. Sincerity and benevolence are awe-inspiring. The world is so vast that only the truth can be pursued; among all living beings, only the true person can be sought. Xuxiang Academy, Mr. Ruzi: Thousands of teachings teach people to seek truth; thousands of learnings lead to learning to be a true person. We will remember your words carefully.
Being a human being begins with sincerity, and serving the country is based on sincerity.
2. Verses that describe a person's hypocrisy and fakeness
1. It is difficult to mold a Buddha's body but not his bones. ——Modern · Xiao Mengxia's "Collection of Common Sayings"
Translation: It is difficult to shape the bones of a Buddha statue by making a model. To understand a person, you can see his face but not his heart.
2. The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and have shallow roots. The bamboo shoots in the mountains have sharp mouths, thick skin and hollow bellies. ——"Couplets" by Xie Jin of the Ming Dynasty
Translation: The reeds growing on the wall are top-heavy and shallow-rooted. How can they survive for a long time? Bamboo shoots in the mountains have thick skin at the tip but are hollow in the middle. What is there to show off?
3. The merchant girl did not know the hatred of the country's subjugation, but she still sang "Flowers in the Back Garden" across the river. ——Du Mu, Tang Dynasty, "Porting Qinhuai"
Translation: Jinling singers seem to not know what the hatred of the country's subjugation and the sorrow of Shuili are, but they are still singing the obscene song "Flowers in the Backyard of Yushu" on the other side.
4. Even if the promise is temporary, it will be a long journey. ——"Inscribed on the Master of Chang'an Wall" by Zhang Wei of the Tang Dynasty
Translation: Even if he temporarily promised something verbally, in fact his heart was as cold as a passerby.
5. It is difficult to mold the Buddha’s body but not his bones. He knows the face of a person but not the heart. ——Modern · Xiao Mengxia's "Collection of Common Sayings"
Translation: It is difficult to shape the bones of a Buddha statue by making a model. To understand a person, you can see his face but not his heart.
6. The warriors are half dead in front of the army, but the beauties are still singing and dancing under the tent. ——Gao Shi of the Tang Dynasty, "Yan Ge Xing"
Translation: Half of the soldiers died in the battle and half survived, but the beauties still sang and danced in the camp!
3. Are there any poems that satirize people’s shamelessness?
1. There is a song and song "Drunken Taiping·Seizing the Mud Swallow's Mouth" that specifically satirizes greedy people and their abhorrent faces. , the poem is as follows:
Seizing the mud swallow's mouth, whittling the iron needle,
Scraping the golden Buddha's face, searching carefully, and finding nothing.
Quails hunt for peas in their crops,
Egrets chop the fine meat from their legs,
Mosquitoes eat fat from their bellies,
Thanks to the old man for doing it !
"Drunken Peace" is the title of the song. The lyrics and music of this song were included in "Yixiao San" written by Li Kaixian in the Ming Dynasty. The original title was "Scorning those who are greedy, cruel and petty." The language is vivid and lifelike, plain and easy to understand. It uses exaggerated techniques and vivid metaphors to sharply satirize the shameless greedy people.
2. "The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and have shallow roots; the bamboo shoots in the mountains have sharp mouths, thick skin and hollow bellies." This was written by Xie Jin, a Hanlin scholar in the Ming Dynasty. Very spicy and vivid too.