Me: Come, read the Bible. If you don’t read it, you won’t give me face.
You: I’m really sorry, I’m allergic to the Bible.
Me: You just don’t read enough. Just read it a few more times.
You: That’s not true. I don’t like reading the Bible by nature. I get sleepy when I read the Bible.
Me: Don’t worry! If you really read the Bible and fall asleep due to sleepiness, I will be responsible.
You: Then let me read it a little bit.
Me: I’ll read it first, you can do whatever you want.
Me: I have deep feelings, read it twice, and read the preface for light feelings, brother, you can do whatever you want.
You: I’m afraid I’ve read it twice, maybe three times.